We were out of commission for about a day and a half. A PEBKAC error led me to realize I had some pretty bad security flaws. Changing servers was necessary, and my screwing up part of the wordpress install made it as good of a time as any to move.
The full story isn’t nearly so clean or well-mannered, but I don’t want to mar anyone’s reputation.
Shout outs to Lawrence, Mike, and Ryan for all of their technical support this week! None of them are paid enough.