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Alas, poor Keelie. I knew her.

Alas, poor Keelie. I knew her. published on No Comments on Alas, poor Keelie. I knew her.

This is late because I’m drowning in papers to grade. 🙂


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Anything is OP if you try hard enough

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Zach’s SO is recovering nicely from her operation, and we’re almost done with issue #2 of Thieves Can’t. Except for our website exploding, it’s been a good week.

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Back Online!

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We were out of commission for about a day and a half. A PEBKAC error led me to realize I had some pretty bad security flaws. Changing servers was necessary, and my screwing up part of the wordpress install made it as good of a time as any to move.

The full story isn’t nearly so clean or well-mannered, but I don’t want to mar anyone’s reputation.

Shout outs to Lawrence, Mike, and Ryan for all of their technical support this week! None of them are paid enough.

The first sign of a good character sheet is that it begins at Chapter One.

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Zach’s life-partner-significant-other-grammar-creature has been sick lately, and now is getting ready for surgery. This is expected, but sudden and happening way faster than anyone had planned on. We’re going to be trying to hit our Monday update schedule. Instead of making you guys wait a month for a comic, we’re just going to come back to renders and add the colored, finished comics once his life has normalized a bit.

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Presenting: Zounds!

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The Ramen Empire timeline extends out a bit further than you guys have seen just yet, but we introduced Arty (the yet-un-named little girl) in the main comic, and are itching to get the strip about her out and rolling.

In the spirit of Calvin & Hobbes, and very specifically Spaceman Spiff, Zach and I are ecstatic to present the first strip of Zounds!

Her situation within the world will make more sense after the hospital story line concludes, but that’s months away and we want to start sharing these with you guys.

Zounds will, for now, remain behind the Patreon paywall at the $3 marker, and I’m going to update the reward tiers to reflect this. The first comic can be read here, and they’ll always be under the Patreon tag “Zounds.